Day 234: Crazies.

so, it was an awkward day at work. everybody having beef with somebody. until around break time--then everybody was a-okay. so to unwind, arlene and myself decided to go out....

so these two guys approach us. one clearly drunk. and we're just laughing at him, because he keeps asking us how we are doing. and he's like "is this the first time you guys have been hit on or something?"
and im like no, but you keep asking the same thing over and over. its pretty funny. we don't want these guys here, and the conversation is turning into us mocking everything he is saying. why? because hes an idiot and he is drunk.

eventually another friend of his comes over, and starts talking...seems pretty normal. for one reason or another they all leave. and me and arlene are just chilling, enjoying eachother's company at ice. suddenly we hear "FUCK YOU! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE! BACK THE FUCK OFF." and we look over...and its the idiot drunk, yelling at his friend. and im just like *oh lordy, arlene watch out, he's gunna pull out the gun*...aaand arlene is ready to go beat him up... because he was being absurd and intense and retarded. the drunk is asked to leave, and while he is walking towards the door he just stops and spins around and looks at the guy next to us and is like "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT?" and keeps going...

his friend comes over, the normal one, and apologizes for his behavior and said his friend was just mad at him because he thought he was trying to cockblock when he came over to talk to us. WTF. and somehow it gets brought up that he has freaken guns in his car, because he collects them. and im like omg, can we lock the door please? but his friend is like oh don't worry, hes the nicest person when he is sober. when he does something wrong, he'll just come to your house with like a 100 dollar dvd player and apologize. can we say wife beater syndrome?

time passes, and all the sudden this joker comes back in and starts apologizing to arlene and i about his behavior, but his friend got him so mad he was about to kill him. nice right? while apologizing, he once again, spins his head to the couch next to us and is like "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT"---and theyre like "uh the tv?" and he just keeps trying to get in their face and is flipping them off, and theyre just like starting back. he walks back over to apologize again, and this time arlene stops him and starts yelling at him for being so rude and interrupting everbody's time and tells him to leave repetitively. he continues to just go "oh this hurts, you're hurting my feelings" and so i ask him to leave. and then he says to arlene that shes hurt him and hes going to remember her face.

he goes outside. and an employee looks out the door and the joker comes running at it like a freak.

arlene and i are just sitting there, and one guy comes to ask what happened and the other guy who the freak yelled at comes to see if all was alright.

we spend the rest of our night there in peace and calm...normal company. and we were escorted to our car by a female who was a black belt in taekwondo and her male friend. ooh the CRAZIES.