Day 217: "That's Why I Love You...You're Mildly Retarded"

OKOK. so, this was me laughing my fucking ass off this morning. i was opening up the store, and i went to go set up the tables outside and i saw this hearty, big ass, dead bird just laying on its back, outside on the sidewalk, where the tables go. for some reason, rofl, he just looked so awkward and funny to me! so i go run to tell my boss, vince, which is when im told im midly retarded...because i just could not stop laughing about it. he tells me to just throw it away which is when i squeal and laugh even harder at the thought of being anywhere near the bird (hella zoom on the camera phone for this pic). lmfao, so he goes and gets the long ass broom and dustpan. he goes outside. im inside, staring out the window. he just keeps poking at it. and at this point im crying. just crying and laughing. and he finally gets in the dustpan, and goes to throw it away in the outdoor trashcan....but it wont come out!! so hes just shaking the dustpan ahahaha...omg...just thinking about how random and weird it looked makes me laugh. chicken out is made of mostly...like windows...so vince thinks it flew into the window, and THAT makes me laugh even more rofl...omgosh ahaha